Buy this because you are white and sorry

Happy Mountain Productions is proud to be an Indigenous-owned store. Our line of comedic shirts is designed not only to entertain but also to contribute to breaking down stigmas and fostering conversations around healing. In honor of Gladys Lizotte (Paul/Billy), a survivor of the Canadian Residential School system and fonz.'s grandmother, we are dedicated to carrying forward her legacy of resilience and strength.

We hope you have clean drinking water free of fluoride and other neurotoxins, endocrine disruptors, necropsies, and fecal matter.

Indigenous? - Buy this shirt instead!

Educate yourself:

 Now think for yourself!

50% cotton, 50% polyester Gildan Blank (Our favorite)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Happy wears a medium, and he is 6 feet tall.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide